Not a baby shower, eat chocolate cake from diapers, wrap the preggie with tissue rolls game. I would die.īaby Shower – Babe, what you need is a proper doa selamat, call tok imam, have a prayer. Thank god, they don’t have post Halal-fuck photoshoot. Post- wedding Photograph – Refer to Point (1). A big signage at the entrance "sudi tag kami di #TukiminWedsEton" ridiculous. Don’t forget the hand sign “I’m next” “Hitched” “Fucked” “I’m gay” "Virgin mary" "Kak Odah dara". No proper lighting, must be a atrocious view. It look even more ridiculous when your reception is not in Dewan Felda, but small dewan, like Dewan Section 19 Shah Alam. Apparently it’s a must, to make your wedding more modern and chic to have a photobooth. As to the guestbook, I once attended a wedding where they had this table before the entrance door and all guests must write something, and imagine the Pak Cik and Mak Cik from Meru with WTF-look not knowing what to write in the book, ended up writting bismillah, and sign. When I get these kind of cards, I die a little inside, blame it on Pinterest.Ĭandybar & Guestbook – It looks awesome, if you have a barn theme wedding, and you have a controled amount of crowd, if your wedding is as per point (4), congrats mate, you are just stupid, especially if your candies are selection of candies from Giant, the RM1.00 per packet ones. Well it is ridiculous to have it in malay wedding that are held in Flat Pekeliling/Khemah depan rumah jiran tetangga kan? Or in simple language, buffet reception. RSVP cards – This is the failure part, RSVP card or respondez-sil-vous -plait is actually a courtesy card to tell the bride/groom that I am attending your ceremony/reception, usually for small wedding, or reception that are booked per head bases, well who wants to pay for people who don’t attend right? So you would have this card to reconfirm your attendance.
(p/s at least if you want to oompaloompa-ed your bestfriends, please pay for the clothes, people have commitments too, not just to POTE weddings. Well even if you must do it, make it tasteful, to drop the idea. Snap a photo, Instagram it, caption, Wild night for ladies! Sad she is getting married in 2 weeks time! tag : #(hername)gothitched #sistersforlife.īridemaids & bestmen – First of all, no malay wedding requires 14 oompaloompa sitting next to the brides or grooms at any time. The climax of the party, Novelty Cake katanya, selections of black, Asian, arab, Caucasian penises erected as a centerpiece.
#Kad jemputan kenduri doa selamat free
Black & White, CC symbol printed on A3 papers as table mats, get free samples vials, products, condoms throw it in a chanel like paper bag, and called it survival kit for brides. Don’t forget make it a theme party, pay RM 500 (go dutch) and make it a party ala Chanel.
Apparently once must celebrate pre f-halal-way before a wedding, the rich kids would throw it at Flora Terrace, Sekeping or the tres chic once would have it in Harrods KLCC, superficially sipping dajeeling tea while savouring scones and biscuits (whilst calculating the bills that about to be divided amongst themselves). (3) ceremony – normal style (4) post-engagement photoshoot īachelorette party/Bridal shower – malay men for some good reason are not affected with POTE syndrome, its more to meleis ladies. Usually taken place in Palace of Justice, don’t forget the awkward handsignage “Hitched” “soon to fuck halal way” so sweet like nutella.
Pre-engagement and Post-engagement This consists of (1) selection of bridemaids and bestma(e)n which I don’t f understand till today, an engagement in malay culture is called bertandang/merisik, a very small ceremony between families, why do you need 7 twins sisters and brothers to sit next to you? (2) pre-engagement, katanya to immortalize the moment, probably the state of masih virgin lah tu.
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